Posted by JF
(It only took me to March to get posting again… not bad, right?)
There’s nothing I hate more than having my picture taken. It’s not bad enough that I think I look terrible in about 96.318% of the photos I’m in – my wife will argue that it’s way less than that… okay fine, 95.279%, better? Everyone seems to have that problem. My problem is the actual taking of the picture. I can never have my picture taken without standing there and feeling like a complete ass.
“When you said ‘cheese’ I thought you meant the camera was made of cheese.”
Think about the whole process for a second. I am extremely uncomfortable making eye contact with other people. Now, I have someone pointing a camera at me, most likely zooming in close on my face. It’s very intimidating. At least in regular situations I know when people are looking at me so I can avoid eye contact. With the camera in the way, I’m flying blind. My defenses are down! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!!!!
Hence problem number 1: I always end up looking away from the camera when my picture is taken.
I call it the “terrified of something just out of frame” look.
Next comes the “direction” phase. Ah yes, how I hate this part with an immeasurable passion. This is the part where the photographer tries to get everything to get everything in the picture to look just right. For most people, this consists mainly of the person taking the photo saying “smile!” and then taking the picture. For me, not so simple. Instead, I get “okay smile… come on, bigger! Whoa, okay, not THAT big. Why are you tilting your head to the side like that? Straighten up a little. No, now you’re tilting farther, the other way. Okay, hold still. And smile… look at me now, and… head up just a bit… okay, you’re smiling too big again… you know what? Fine,” and they take the picture.
It’s the “whatever is out of frame should be terrified of me” look.
How am I supposed to look normal in a picture when I can’t even make myself normal in real life?
Posted on March 1, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged antisocial, anxiety, Aspergers, Aspie, awkward, eye contact, photo, photography, picture, smile, Social Anxiety, stress, uncomfortable. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.