I love the Super Bowl, but I hardly have anywhere to go – I can maybe think of 3 Super Bowl parties I have been to in my life. So, tomorrow, the autism/asperger community on Twitter is throwing our own party! In the spirit of the #AspieParty, this will be an #AspieSuperBowlParty!
I plan to get drunk.
For fun, I decided to come up with a drinking game to go along with watching the game, just in case the score gets out of hand and it gets boring (one of the years I went to an actual party was when the Giants got blown out by the Ravens). I’m inviting everyone to play along!!!
[Note: Playing along with the drinking game is not necessary for participation in the Aspie Super Bowl Party, but having fun is.]
Below are the OFFICIAL RULES for the Aspie Super Bowl Party Drinking Game:
1. Drinking alcohol is not restricted to the following events; feel free to consume as much as desired. However, drinking in accordance with the following events is mandatory.
2. A “sip” consists a gulp from an alcoholic drink (beer/wine/mixed drink/etc.)
3. A “chug/shot” includes one of the following (depending on your ability to handle alcohol):
a) finishing your current drink
b) pouring and consuming an entire drink at once
c) a shot of hard liquor
4. Please drink responsibly. If you are not feeling well and wish to take a break, please do so. And by all means, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING or else you are not invited to the next #AspieParty
5. Consumation in the following amounts must occur when the following occurs:
a) Opening kickoff – chug/shot (gotta start things off right, huh?)
b) 2nd Half kickoff – chug/shot (after the halftime show, we might need it)
c) Any points scored – sip
d) First Down – sip
e) Player runs out of bounds – sip
f) Replay review challenge – chug/shot
g) Replays of the David Tyree Helmet Catch – chug/shot
h) Any mentions of Peyton Manning, Colts owner Jim Irsay, or Andrew Luck – chug/shot
I’ll be on Twitter during the game for as long as I can remember how to type (@mindofanaspie). Here’s to a great game, and a great #AspieParty!!!